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When I’m alone in my apartment, but I think I hear footsteps

When my mom only buys vanilla ice cream

When people are passing out flyers on the street

I’m just like:

Eating

In front of my BF/GF:

In front of my BF/GF’s parents:

When your bf/gf gets jealous that another person is flirting with you

And its just like

Trying to get ready for bed after taking too much Nyquil

When a college student tells me they want to go to law school b/c they feel very passionately about the law

When I make a joke around people I just met, and nobody laughs

When I try to walk sexy

Expectation:

Reality:

When someone tells me they work out before 7AM

When you double text someone, and it takes them forever to respond

Whenever I want attention from my boyfriend and he’s playing video games

And you’re just like:

When I realize my bf & my friend are flirting

When I’m dancing at the bar:

What I think I look like:

What’s really going on:

When my best friend & I start day drinking, and her bf looks skeptical

We’re just like: